Back in 2009, when journalist/socialite Sally Quinn used the pages of the leftwing Washington Post to blast former-Governor Sarah Palin’s Christian faith, all we knew about Quinn was that she was a committed atheist (this is someone the Washington Post thought should run its religious section).
What we did not know about Quinn, because she did not want us to know, is that while The Queen of Pro-Science could not bring herself to believe in God, what she did believe in was the occult, the dark arts, voodoo, and the power of the hex. Quinn believes so strongly in her own witch-like powers, she is certain that she is responsible for the deaths of three people, three innocent people who died after Quinn hit them with a hex.
Daring to offend the Queen of Pro-Science.
Now that we know that Quinn is a practitioner of the dark arts, now that we know who this wicked person (she believes she has the power to murder and has used it) truly is, this important context can better inform what she has written in the past, most especially her venomous attacks on those she sees as apostates: Christian women who want no part of the leftwing plantation.
And as we all know, for the last eight years, the number-one target in this regard has been Governor Palin.
Displaying a painfully stupid, mind-bogglingly obtuse, and achingly ignorant insight into all-things Christianity, Quinn attacked Palin for — I swear I am not making this up — her youthful decision to “put my life in my creator’s hands and trust Him as I sought my life’s path.”
Quinn, whose inability to grasp even a rudimentary understanding of Christianity, who comprehends the basics of the faith with the brainpower of a tree stump on meth, just cannot quite reconcile Palin’s decision with a number of beats in the 2008 vice presidential candidate’s life, or the fact that Palin dared write a memoir.
The Wicked Witch of D.C. asks out loud:
Did God plan for her to become Governor of Alaska. If so, did God plan for her to step down. Did God plan for her to run for Vice President? If so why did she and McCain lose?
Did God plan for her to have a child with Down’s Syndrome? If so why did she consider an abortion? Did God plan for her to have a huge wardrobe? Then why did she apologize for it? …
You would think that God would ask of her to live her life as an example to others of a compassionate loving, caring person. One of the most powerful examples of God’s love in the Bible is that of forgiveness. Turning the other cheek. But Palin’s book is a screed against everyone who ever done her wrong.
At the time, this was one of the stupidest things I had ever read; the entire piece reads like an Onion satire ridiculing the Sally Quinns of our world, the clueless elites who know all the correct things to say and believe but who have no understanding whatsoever of how the real world works, who real people are; no commons sense, no native intelligence, no ability to function as anything resembling a useful human being outside of an event involving cocktails, pretension and backbiting.